My 14 year old daughter wrote this Psalm and presented it to me in a birthday card. It gave me such a good laugh I thought I'd share it with you all.

Hunter's Psalm

The Lord sends me deer I shall not want veggies.

I lie in wait for them in green pastures, I chase them through still waters and explore a rabbit hole.

Even though I walk in darkness I shall bring night vision goggles.

My pistol and rifle they comfort me. 

I'll shoot a ten pointer in the presence of mine enemies and mount the skull.

Surely deer and elk will follow me all the days of my life and I shall dwell in my ghillie suit forever.

~ by Cristi Cummings